Me...........Hello
Raquel....Hi Mom, wanna buy a turkey?
Me..........Umm, I need details Raquel!
Raquel...Well, Some Turkeys didn't make the weight rules and so, we have Turkeys we need to
get rid of...... I mean sell.
Me.........Are they freak Turkeys or what....lol?
Raquel....(audible sigh)...No Mom, we just have to sell them or something.
Me.......How much are they?
Raquel....I don't know yet but I'll let you know later when I find out.
She tells me to hold on and then proceeds to yell at someone regarding the price and. I hear people talking back and big crowds of people rumbling and the PA system making announcements....
Raquel....OK, It's $30.00 and the butcher will cut and wrap and deliver.
Me.........Alright
Raquel....Really? Awesome Mom. Ok, I'll talk to ya later...Love ya!
Me........Ok...Oh Wait! Call Auntie, she might wanna buy one.
Raquel....OH! Great! OK...Good Idea....your so smart....LOL!!
Me.......And don't you forget it...bye!
I didn't ask how big, what breed, age...nothing. I was taken by surprise plus, I had Modge Podge all over my fingers and it was drying. Am I? Am I really smart?
You'd be a flip[in' genius if you could figure out why I can't get the post before this one to "work" for me..*sniff, sniff*
ReplyDeleteOn the bright side, a $30 turkey is probably a pretty healthy weight, yes?
well, that sounds much more interesting than my usual phone calls!
ReplyDeleteShe could have at least offered to bring the cranberry sauce and stuffing.
ReplyDeleteyou are going to be eating turkey you should google turkey recipes:0)
ReplyDeleteCathy
At least it wasn't a perv calling!!!
ReplyDeletePoor turkey lurkey!!
xoxo
yeah--Elizabeth and i can split a turkey. thanks
ReplyDeleteAnne
Yikes! I thought she was calling to see if you wanted to buy a live turkey. I'll send my kids right over there. Since I am vegetarian now, they miss having turkey for the holidays. :) (Don't worry, I order a baked one for them from the grocery store deli so they can get their fix.) Happy mod podging! Tammy
ReplyDeleteBunny visiting here does make me smile :) Well at least that's Thanksgiving (and probably Christmas??) sorted! x
ReplyDeleteKids, (I mean mom's) say the darndest things!
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is, "Way to go, you big turkey". JK! Just couldn't resist. That's what me and two of my sisters use to say to each other alot growing up. I'm sure that it will be delicious. Cute blog. Love your vintage pics! I am now following you.
This reminds me of the pig...never mind, I don't want to talk about it!
ReplyDeleteFor a second there, I thought you were saddling yourself with a "pet" turkey! Glad to be it will be of the eating variety!
ReplyDeleteSooooooooooooo..how big were those turkey's for 30 dollars!!
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