Me...........Hello
Raquel....Hi Mom, wanna buy a turkey?
Me..........Umm, I need details Raquel!
Raquel...Well, Some Turkeys didn't make the weight rules and so, we have Turkeys we need to
get rid of...... I mean sell.
Me.........Are they freak Turkeys or what....lol?
Raquel....(audible sigh)...No Mom, we just have to sell them or something.
Me.......How much are they?
Raquel....I don't know yet but I'll let you know later when I find out.
She tells me to hold on and then proceeds to yell at someone regarding the price and. I hear people talking back and big crowds of people rumbling and the PA system making announcements....
Raquel....OK, It's $30.00 and the butcher will cut and wrap and deliver.
Me.........Alright
Raquel....Really? Awesome Mom. Ok, I'll talk to ya later...Love ya!
Me........Ok...Oh Wait! Call Auntie, she might wanna buy one.
Raquel....OH! Great! OK...Good Idea....your so smart....LOL!!
Me.......And don't you forget it...bye!
I didn't ask how big, what breed, age...nothing. I was taken by surprise plus, I had Modge Podge all over my fingers and it was drying. Am I? Am I really smart?