Friday, May 13, 2011

The Circus is in Town/Flashback Friday

La Habra California, population 59,233...opps make that 59,250 with Octomom and posse of 16. Yes people, Octomom is moving to La Habra. I heard it, not once, not twice, but three times. We haven't heard news this big since the crowning of the Corn Queen at the La Habra's annual Corn Festival. Can you believe it? And it's ironic because the name of the street the clan will be living on is called Madonna Lane. You know, Madonna, mother of Jesus, the one who conceived immaculately. If this wasn't really happening, I truly wouldn't have believed it. I'm surprised the street wasn't named Angelina Lane near the cross street of "looney bin".

This quaint 2,500sq ft home with 4 bedroom and 3 baths sits cozily in a well groomed culdesac amongst NORMAL people with jobs and income and looked after children. Can I just say how happy we all are that this event will be happening on the other end of the city from me. Although, I can feel a ripple of excitement just thinking about running into the fam at the local Stater Bros or maybe me andOctomom will exchange glances in the neighborhood pharmacy. I'll be picking up allergy medication, she...she will be picking up her Thorazine Medication. I can see it now...tupperware parties, candleparties, botox parties. Anyways...How exciting for us La Habrians. A Celebrity, right here, practically in my backyard. I know....I'll send over a basket of muffins, oh wait, I better make it acouple of dozen.

Update: The clan still lives there, although at this time, Octomom hasn't paid the mortgage and is being threatened to be kicked out. Somehow, I don't believe it. All the commotion has died down regarding her 3 ring circus but her Dr. will be loosing his license.


  1. Some folks get all the cool nicknames.

    I have 4 kids and no one calls me quatrodad. Hmmmm?? Maybe it's best that way.

    Lets see? Whose our most famous trainwrecks in this area? Ah!! We have Rielle Hunter, John Edwards plaything and mom to his kid and the Fantasia Barrino circus.

  2. I just feel so damn sorry for those kids, who never asked for any of this, but as we both know will have to bear the brunt of it in bullying and insulting and calling down their Mom...I really hope that in the long run, La Habrans take that into consideration..I know that deep down, you agree♥

  3. I'm still trying to figure out how she afforded the fertility clinic BEFORE the last eight!

  4. I saw her on Oprah with Suze Ormon who gave her a smack down about facing the reality of a family that size and not being able to give your kids anything and everything. Sadly, you wonder if there is even enough of her to go around. Kids need love more than anything and even that can run thin when you are pulled in so many directions. That is one family that will never be able to have a quiet, unexamined existence. Hope all is well with you. Best wishes, Tammy

  5. I don't know why Suze Orman would give her a smackdown; it's too late now. I just feel sorry for those kids who are all sweet and innocent.At least their mom apparently does her best and tries to spread the love around to all of them.
    Imagine living in the same neighbourhood where little Caylee Anthonys life came to a horrible end by the actions of her evil mother. Now there's a whole 'nuther feeling in that neighbourhood.

  6. Bunny-
    My entries for the giveaway all got eaten up when Google was screwy for a couple of days..could you jplease enter again?
    Sorry 'bout that, I now have a grand total of three, at this rate your chances are enormus!

  7. I wonder if Dr. Phil arranged this!



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