that puts away the knifes at night, as if the bad guys wouldn't find them?
that puts the timer on in the kitchen...and then walks away to another room?
who doesn't want to hear EVERY detail of my 16 years old life?
who scans the "Realtor" sections of the paper knowing full well I'm not moving?
or is it weird that I like to sleep alone?
or do other people put items in their cart to buy and then put them away at the last minute?
or am I the last person on the planet who still uses wax paper?
or does the "Burger King" king scare you too?
or do you think that Serena Williams looks like a man in tennis drag too?
that while sitting on the loo, I clean the floor...where ever I can reach AND while taking a shower, clean the tile?
or do other people pick out the longest lines just to people watch?
or am I the only 54 year old still having a period?
that I'm burnt out on going out to dinner, but also burnt out on cooking?
that I'm a chronic radio station turner?
I'm just askin'