I don't want to over indulge this Christmas although I can and have in the past, I can easily pack on 5lb with just one rotation around the buffet table
and I'm sure I can eat 1/2 my weight in tuna... although I'll leave the catnip for Ginger
I've been known to have a little drink or 3 but I'm sure you have too. I mean...seriously...all those elves...they'd drive me to drink too!
When Christmas is over I have a big chore ahead of me putting things away and schlepping boxes and it's not like your gonna give me a hand...I know your tired and all
but please Santa I just want one thing this year under my tree
that's all...I'm just sayin'