Monday, June 22, 2009

Swill Juice...

The other night, Eric and I were talking and somehow the subject of disgusting food came up. This is probably because we had dinner at a Sushi Bar earlier and some people thing that Sushi is disgusting, but we won't talk about those people. I want to talk about the people who discovered Clam Juice. Yeah, that's right, the juice from the actual clam. Who in their right mind would open up a clam and drink the liquid substance from it? I can kinda see eating the clam only because it might be similar to Sushi, but the liquid? Was it a dare or accident? Was it a lonely survivor of a ship wreak or a brave tribal member trying to prove his manhood, because, man, you could not pay me enough to swallow this swine.

And to add insult to injury, you can now buy it, in combination with tomato juice, it's called "Clamato Juice", seriously, did some highly paid executive come up with this one? Why didn't they pick Oh, I don't know, let's say, Pomegranate Juice or Guava Nectar because I'm asking you, would any juice suffice? Come on people it's funky clam liquid...Hey...I'm just Say'n


1 comment:

  1. We must be willing to come to the conclusion that there are just too many strange people out there willing to put even stranger yet, things in their bodies. Sorry if I offend anyone but I will not be drinking clam juice anytime in the near future. I'm riding the same ride as you Bun.


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