This morning sitting at a red light waiting to turn right, I noticed several people holding up big yellow signs on each corner of the street. I believe they were religious signs as I only caught glimpses of certain words like "repent", "sins" and "Jesus". OK I thought, freedom of speech...no big deal until I actually read the sign that was to my immediate right. It read "The End is Coming". I made my right hand turn and proceeded to continue down the street to my destination when I began to think. The end is coming, well I'll be damned (pun very much intended)I didn't get the memo. I'm assuming they are referring to the end of the world or something like that and why am I always the last to know and just when is this suppose to happen? You'd think with some very important news like that it would have been top of the news, before the death of Michael Jackson. In any case, I began to think...if the end is coming what would I do, where would I go and most importantly what would I eat?
At present time I am actually looking for a turquoise sofa, yeah, I know, but it's what I want and the only one I found that I liked is from Neiman Marcus and it's price tag is $3,500.00. So if the end is coming, I could probably purchase it on credit and not have to worry about the price and be able to enjoy my couch....right?
Depending on the timely demise of this planet, I could arrange a tour of French bakeries around the world and sample whatever I like and not worry about gaining weight as it would be a moot point.
I could travel to Spain and visit Sean Connery and we could share a very expensive bottle of wine and have a very enjoyable evening and since the world is coming to an end for him too... I think he would go for it.
I could have a party and the sky would be the limit. Imagine all the people I would invite and they would throw caution to the wind. I'm not saying it would be Sodom and Gomorrah but it would be wild, being that the end is coming soon.
So, if anyone knows when the "end is coming", could you let me know, because I need to figure out where Sean lives exactly, and start mapping out bakeries and planning a party...I'm just say'n